“easyJet are pleased to introduce their command-line check-in system”.

I thought I’d try the next one, but it was stuck in a reboot loop.
 
“The baggage reclaim is operating under safe mode”.

Spent the week in Villars, Switzerland enjoying the snow…
 

Driving home from work, we stopped by an overturned car. A woman lay trapped inside, with an open fracture in her arm and a broken leg.
She had been lying there for 15 minutes, watching cars go by from time to time. Not one person had deemed it necessary to sacrifice a few minutes of their [...]

Interesting… a Police chopper seems to be circling my street for the last half hour, scrutinizing everything with its searchlight beam…
"UFO Photography"
UPDATE: It seems my neighbour has disappeared :S
UPDATE #2: Neighbour found safe and sound. Turns out when her husband awoke from his afternoon slumber, he noticed she was gone. [...]

 
In a mere few months, I’ll look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. A geeky Ahnold. "Code with me if you want to live". You’ve been warned!